Dr. Ted Massachusetts, President of BSU
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Dr. Massachusetts became President of Batmobile State University in the Spring of '98. Backed by his political party, the Bolshevik, Dr. Massachusetts stormed the office of the president and claimed control of the university. |
Dr. Dre
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Although not an actual "doctor" of anything, he does a fine job as chair of the music department. Since teaching at BSU, shootings have increased by 35%. |
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
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Dr. Quinn pretty much does everything else... |



